There certainly are few constants in life, but here are at least a few things in the world of sports and entertainment that we can all count on:
- Brett Favre will retire: over and over and over again.
- Bill Parcels will always be scary.
- Angelina Jolie will keep adopting and popping out babies until someone makes her stop.
- John Madden will never, ever say anything that truly makes sense.
- Chad Pennington is a full-on, broken down truck in the yard, 3-legged dog-Redneck – but we love him anyway.
- Joey Porter will never miss an opportunity to speak his mind.
- Alec Baldwin will always be creepy.
– Christian Bale is still hot, regardless of how many obscenities fly out of his mouth. He can cuss at me all he wants. :O)
- Joe Buck is incapable of having a good hair day.
- Ricky Williams is funnier on drugs…
- …But he plays better football while straight.
- Jets fans will always practice their spelling, even when they are getting their butts kicked…J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets Jets! Oh please, make it stop!
- Paris Hilton will never have any real talent; she is totally plastic.
- New Jersey will NOT sink into the Atlantic Ocean, never to be seen again, no matter how hard you wish for it. (I grew up there; I am allowed to say it)
– Monty Python’s dead parrot sketch is still the funniest thing ever shown on TV.
- Tony Sparano is a big teddy bear.
And in the “other†category; we will never have enough money, rainbows will always be awesome, you can’t make everyone happy, your health is the most significant thing you own, dreams were made to be realized and finally, the most important things in all our lives are Peace, Love and Football :O)
