Tag Archives: Cheap Shots

Mopping (and Muppeting) Up

Posted on by in Detroit Tigers, Entertainment, Featured, From the Left, MLB, Politics, Red State Blue State, Sports, St Louis Cardinals, Television, US  |  Comments are closed
Well, that escalated quickly.  Or maybe it's more appropriate to say that de-escalated quickly.  Seriously, for a team that closed out the Yankees with a 8-1 win, how can you go 20 innings without a run?  If the 2006 loss to the Cardinals was embarrassing, this one will go down in the annals of humiliation. However, now that we have that out of the way, the focus automatically shifts to the postseason awards.  Of course the big ones that Tigers' fans are waiting on are the Cy Young and MVP awards but there's an even bigger award up for grabs this year. Now, I don't think it would come as any surprise to readers of this blog that I'm hoping for an Obama win next week.  It's unfortunate that the American electorate refuses to understand how much worse things would have been without an Obama presidency, and it's a very real possibility...
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The 2012 World Series — The One We’ll All Soon Forget

Posted on by in Detroit Tigers, Michigan, MLB, Red State Blue State, San Francisco, San Francisco Giants, Sports  |  Comments are closed
That was bad for our health, man. That was one awful, no good, TERRIBLE World Series... unless you're a Giants fan, of course. No lead changes til boring Game 4. Hitting juggernauts (one wearing three crowns) silenced throughout by the likes of Zito and Vogelsong. Justin Verlander s*%@ing the bed. We just got a good dose of why football rules 'Merica. Don't hate me 'cuz I'm right. Peace, Jeff (Image courtesy of B3TA)...
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A 47 Percent Rant

Posted on by in Detroit Tigers, Michigan, MLB, Politics, Red State Blue State, Sports, St Louis, St Louis Cardinals, US  |  Comments are closed
My dubious and oft out of touch with the public colleague, Mr. Allen Krause, shocked the baseball-politico world on Monday when he compared his beloved Detroit Tigers to the stiff stylings of Mitt Romney. Now, lining one's self up with the far right fed Tea Party and Christian Coalition is one thing, but talking out of one's posterior in a public forum is another. Mr. Krause said: The Cardinals are playing with a ragtag team and no longer have master strategist La Russa at the reigns. Um... what? Ragtag? RAG? TAG? What's so ragtag about being World Champions? What's ragtag about Holliday? Freese? Molina? RAGTAG?!?! WTF? Carlos Beltran? Allen Craig? Chris Carpenter? WHAT IS THIS RAGTAG YOU SPEAK OF, MR. KRAUSE?!? The only thing "ragtag" about your REIGNING... WORLD... CHAMPIONS... is that they might play this before each game: Oh, wait. That's ragTIME. Like...
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Jeff Takes a Bath

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One of the things I've always appreciated about my buddy Jeff is his ability to admit when he's wrong.  And despite what he may say at the end of every post, there have been plenty of times that he has had to admit to errant predictions or inappropriate accusations. That doesn't make it any less refreshing when it happens, though.  For instance, his recent mea culpa for getting the AL Central race so wrong came as a breath of fresh air.  And if anyone should know about never counting a team out you would think that it would be the guy who supports the Cardinals, a teams whose 2006 season was the ultimate story of lucking into the playoffs and then getting hot at the right time. Now, I'm a much more cautious person than Jeff.  I'm not going to make any wild predictions about the Tigers winning the pennant,...
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Charlie and the Psycho Factory

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To say that this season was disappointing for the Philadelphia Phillies would be an understatement, and many Phillies' fans put the blame for this season directly on the shoulders of Charlie Manuel.  That's not really too surprising considering the notoriously horrible Philadelphia fanbase and their willingness to scapegoat anyone for the slightest straying from what they consider to be the true path.  They're a horrible cult gone even more horribly wrong.  It's like a bunch of David Koresh's all got together and made Philadephia their own personal Waco.  At this point, we're just waiting for the FBI to torch the place. But I don't think we should feel sorry for Charlie Manuel.  Why?  Here's one reason: Thanks to Young Charlie Manuel’s soothing presence and weather-predictive hinge joints, he remains to this day the world’s only certified Tornado Whisperer. Yeah, and that's just the beginning. Personally, I think the only way this gets better...
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Things Still Fall Apart

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Like any good book, the baseball season unfolds as a series of intriguing stories. Mike Trout. Bryce Harper. The Baltimore Orioles. The Boston sell-off. ROIDS!!! These are all striking plot lines that draw us in, forcing us to check Twitter and MLB Trade Rumors and MLB Tonight as often as Mr. Krause uses a 5-year old picture of me looking like a goof. Yet, at the end of the season, after the World Champions have been crowned, the champagne has been drunk and Ozzie Guillen has said something unintelligible on live television, I firmly believe that the biggest story of the year could be the complete reversal of what up until a few weeks ago looked like a major headline grabber. That's right. I'm talking to you, Pittsburgh Pirates. Not even International Talk Like A Pirate Day could save loyal baseball fans...
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury…

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The other day my good friend and colleague, Jeffery, publicly mocked me for not being tuned in to Anibal Sanchez's at-the-time no-no.  In his screed, Jeff notes how he sent me text, a text that compelled me to call him and find out what was going on.  However, when you read a little more closely, you realize that this all happened on Saturday. Now, I'm sure I don't need to point this out to any of our RSBS readers but this past Saturday also happened to be a day chock-full of various other sporting events including some important early-season college football games.  Being the sports enthusiast that I am and due to the Tigers' increasingly erratic play, I made the decision to focus on college football. What happened next is the very definition of what you are not supposed to do when a no-hitter is in the offing.  Jeff texted me a vague,...
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State of the RSBS Union

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Superstition is not something I find myself drawn to ordinarily; however, certain recent circumstances have led me to question even my own staunch stance in reality. On Saturday, while witnessing Anibal Sanchez's no-hit bid against the lowly Indians, I thought to myself, surely my obstinate and beleaguered colleague, Mr. Krause, is enjoying this little bit of history-in-the-making. To be sure, I sent him a simple (non-superstitious text) that read: You know what's happening right now, don't you? Unfortunately, as the baseball gods shook their invisible heads in shame, Mr. Krause responded with a phone call, to ask me what I was talking about, and as soon as I answered the phone, Carlos Santana drove a deep drive over Austin Jackson's head and the drama was dead. Good job, Mr. Krause. Seems to be quite the formula for the Tigers this season: flashes of brilliance followed by complete disappointment. How...
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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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Andy Williams had it all wrong. I'm sorry, but I'll take September's non-stop MLB pennant chasing + NFL + Notre Dame losing to Michigan combination over cold and snow and fake Santas any day. In fact, since it's an election year, we get even more drama to go with our Irish-trouncing, and if you wait until the end of this post, you'll even see that the Republicans have JOKES! But first thing's first: TUNE IN TO BASEBALL. My lord, between the AL Central showdown, the A's/Angels wild card battle and the AL East title three-way, I can't imagine a more exciting scenario (except maybe a non-baseball related three-way, but that's for a different blog). Consider the NL wild card race and the fact that one of the three AL East teams could also nab the last AL West wild card spot and now allow your mind...
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The Filibuster

Posted on by in Chicago, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota, Minnesota Twins, MLB, New York, New York Yankees, Red State Blue State, Sports  |  Comments are closed
What happened to the Twins? Seth S. Saint Paul, MN __________________________ Ah, yes, the Minnesota Twins. What did happen to those paragons of fundamentally sound baseball? An analysis of such depth requires patience, dedication and an insatiable hunger for the truth, so I put the RSBS interns to the task and they have provided the following slide show:

2010

[caption id="attachment_2212614" align="aligncenter" width="555"] New ballpark! Yay! It's...er... HUGE![/caption] [caption id="attachment_2212615" align="aligncenter" width="500"] I CAN HAZ $184 MILLIONS!?!? IN EXCHANGE I'LL STOP HITTING HRs![/caption] [caption id="attachment_2212617" align="aligncenter" width="555"] Ouch! Who turned out the lights?!?[/caption] [caption id="attachment_2212618" align="aligncenter" width="555"] Read more