Tag Archives: Cheap Shots

R-Money and Self-Loathing Middle Class

My entire family votes Republican.  I am not kidding.  With the exception of me and my siblings, my entire extended family pretty much votes a straight ticket.  This makes sense for about half of them since that's the military half of the family.  Republican administration=increased defense spending=job security.  But the other half are blue collar workers, many of whom saw their union jobs either shipped south of the Mason-Dixon line to right-to-work states or out of the country all-together.  Clinton may have been the one who signed NAFTA but the idea behind it, and the resulting job losses across the rust-belt, were all Republican initiatives. The point is, it doesn't make much sense for a paper-mill worker like my dad to be voting Republican.  I can kind of understand why a millionaire former baseball player like Curt Schilling now shills for the GOP.  Tax breaks and loopholes keep his nest-egg more ostrich-sized while...
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The Filibuster

What MLB team does the GOP most resemble? Ryan G. Mendon, IL __________________________ You can draw a lot of different analogies between baseball and politics and you can draw even more between baseball and the Republican party.  A bunch of rich white guys with a sense of entitlement and maybe a token minority or two thrown in just for flavor?  We could be talking the Republican party or the baseball owners.  A scorched-earth policy that leaves everyone worse off?  That could be either the baseball owners in the 1994 strike season or the Republican leadership team in 2008.  Considering that one of the baseball owners became President and de facto leader of the Republican party for eight years in 2000, it would be pretty easy to say that GOP most resembles the owners. But that's not the question.  The question is which team does the GOP most resemble and that requires a little more analysis. My first thought,...
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RSBS Presents: It Could Have Been Worse

Although the respective baseball careers of Melky Cabrera and Bartolo Colon took a huge hit this past week with the announcement of fifty game bans for each player, they can still count themselves as being lucky.  Fifty games?  That means they have to sit out the rest of the season and then come back next year.  Sure, they'll have that "cheater" label pasted on them but that doesn't mean some team won't go ahead and pick them up anyway.  No, it could have been w hole lot worse.  In fact, that's why RSBS is using this opportunity to bring you the latest installment of the hard-hitting series, RSBS Presents.  This time, RSBS Presents: It Could Have Been Worse. They could have ruined precious artwork: In Spain, an octogenarian parishioner took it on herself to restore a 19th Century fresco by Elias Garcia Martinez.  When you take a close look at the before and after, you see that she might have missed a couple details.  You...
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Dominance Defined

There's a difference between dominating and being dominant.  Anyone can dominate for a moment but being dominant is something else all together.  Jeremy Lin dominated for a few games.  Michael Jordan was dominant.  The other night Felix Hernandez proved that he's not only capable of dominating but that he is dominant.  Other players have made that jump as well but as much as it has to do with skill, it also has a lot to do with attitude. Let's try to break it down a little. This is dominant: This is not: Dominant: Not so dominant: And just in case it still isn't quite clear, here's one more example. New-school dominance: Old-school dominance: Read more

RSBS Presents: How to Know When You’re in Detroit

After a smoking start to the second half, the Tigers have seen their fortunes wane.  Ok, they've sucked.  Sure, they're only a couple games behind the White Sox but when you're playing in a division as bad as the AL Central, that's not really saying a whole lot.  Detroit could still make the playoffs and even if they don't, it's probably still safe to say that they're the best team in the Central.  That being said, Detroit has become known for quite a few things as of late but they don't tend to be baseball related. If the Tigers do make the postseason, you may find yourself in the position of visiting Windsor's American cousin sometime this fall.  And although Detroit does have a few well-known monuments like the giant tire and the River Rouge plant, it's easy to find yourself wondering where you are.  Since we here at RSBS would hate for...
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Baseball Needs a Drinkhall

Although I probably should be watching baseball, I find myself oddly enthralled by the Olympics.  Ichiro's chops as a Yankee?  Nah, I think I'll watch some women's badminton instead.  Fister putting a brief stop to the Tiger's road woes?  Hm, I guess I'm going to go for some ping-pong (table tennis, if you want to be stuffy about it).  Rivalry weekend in America?  Nope, women's skeet shooting. I'm not saying I'd want to watch these games all the time.  I love women's gymnastics as much as the next guy but I can only take so much of it.  But at the same time, there's something special about the Olympics.  For instance, yesterday I was watching a British dude named Paul Drinkhall advance to the third round in men's table tennis. First of all, his name is "Drinkhall."  How awesome is that?  That's like a German guy named "Biergarten."  Or an American named...
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The non-Filibuster

Jeff is off on a well-deserved break this week and we decided to give the filibuster a rest as well.  We'll be back next week with all the jeremiadical paroxysms you expect from the RSBS crew.  In the meantime, to salve the pain of the missing filibuster, we present a recently discovered video of Jeff in the privacy of his own home:
Happy Sunday! -A...
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JV=mc²

First off, I'd like to point out that I was pretty much dead on with my predictions in this past Sunday's filibuster.  Verlander started the game.  Prince won the derby.  Cabrera won the MVP (Melky, not Miguel but still...).  And Mr. Lung, although he may not have done so in public, disagreed with me and was soundly spanked (much like a typical Saturday night in Mr. Lung's love life). Despite all the brilliance flowing from the pages of RSBS I'm sure that some people out there are trying to find fault with this performance, especially as a result of Verlander's performance.  Number one, shut up.  Number two, this is exactly why the All-Star Game shouldn't count towards anything of importance. That being said, I'd like to go back to Verlander's "debacle" and take a new look at it in light of recent scientific input.  Yes, it's probably fair to say that...
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The Filibuster

Any predictions for the All-Star Game? Alice Highland, IN
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I was all set to write a response about "King Bud" and how he had perverted the fun of the All-Star game.  But then I realized something.  The All-Star game still is fun and especially for the guys getting picked to go for the first time, it has to be an amazing experience.  Sure, the game counts now and in a way that doesn't really make sense.  But that's secondary.  These are arguably the best players in baseball split up into two squads going head to head.  That's pretty awesome.
But even though this event is about leagues as opposed to teams, I can't help being biased toward my own guys.  That's why my predictions revolve around the Tigers.  (Please note that I'm writing this on Friday evening so anything that happens between now and Sunday, when it goes up, well, it can be held...
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