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Sad news: only one more day until the world ends, dear readers. Indeed, it's days like today when I really wish the Mayans knew what the hell they were talkin' about.
Instead, we all wait in weary anticipation of a 2,000 year old Jewish zombie (they call him "The Jesus") so he can come down from the skies and act as Judgey McJudges-a-lot.
Ordinarily, I ain't much of a judgmental person. I let folks be as they be, even if they're crazy. But if The Jesus -- a supposed paragon of virtue -- is gonna come down and act a judgin' fool, then I'd like to get in on that action too, just for today.
So here ya go. Let the judging begin!
Yankees fans, I'm judging you. ...
But, too much confidence can be deadly.
To Red Sox Nation, who declared the season over before it even started, this message couldn't be more true.
Or how about Charlie Sheen and his self-destructing, bridge-burning rampage against all-things reasonable? Couldn't he have boned some pornstar chicks AND STILL gotten to work on time?
And to the US American electorate who expected the Obama administration to clap its hands and make 8 years of mess magically disappear, do you not understand that these things take time? That a Mitt Romney or Michelle Bachmann led fascist regime is not the answer? That political infrastructures aren't as simple as iPhone apps or ordering chicken fried rice from your local Chinese joint?
Confidence is a good thing.